Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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