Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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