I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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