im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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