he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
