So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
