yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
