fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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