You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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