found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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