it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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