Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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