If that was your dad, he is hot
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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