You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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