Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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