Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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