your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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