I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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