And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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