i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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