Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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