I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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