well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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