Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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