sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I need to calm my uterus...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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