He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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