Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
