puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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