Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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