i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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