I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Houston, we have a squirter
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
