so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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