Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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