Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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