So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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