what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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