just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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