I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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