you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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