im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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