I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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