god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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