I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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