dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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