Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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