: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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