overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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