i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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