Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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