That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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