Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Randomize
