You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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