He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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